Wednesday, 21 December 2011

Citizen Tool by Thomas Pluck.


As Greg Samson awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic penis. A throbbing big one, he was proud to say. Uncut with a prominent vein, attached to a hefty pair of testicles and nothing else.

Heaving his balls to the carpet, Greg hunched and looked at himself in the mirror with his one big eye. "My old one was definitely bigger," he said.

He found he could locomote quite naturally as if on two ovoid wheels, and inchworm up and down more precarious footing such as steps. When flaccid, squeezing through doorways was no issue, and if he rubbed his nose on the carpet, in no time he was rigid enough to knock on a door or bat it open.

Greg showered, and nearly disappeared inside himself when the water went cold. Donning a turtleneck, scarf and hat, he headed for the train. Commuters on the sidewalk gave him wide berth.  He nodded at the men and saluted the ladies. Had to stop when a dogwalker's dozen charges all wanted a lengthy sniff. Their cold noses tickled.

The morning meeting went quite well. Greg pointed out that while they were experiencing a slight downturn as expected in the economy, their savings in payroll would meet the projections promised to investors.  The men squirmed in their chairs, eyebrows knitted in dismay, and the few women at the executive level simply stared in disbelief. The members of the board nodded in approval.

As he left the meeting, the CEO put his arm around Greg's foreskin, patted him on the shaft. "That was a fine showing, Greg is it? I see a great future for you here."

9 comments:

Les Edgerton said...

This is just plain SICK... and I mean that in a good way. Love this. You rock, Mr. Pluck!

Art work is priceless...

Charlie Wade said...

A load of cock and balls! Seriously, I liked this, mad enough to put a smile on my face. Well done, Thomas.

Sean Patrick Reardon said...

that was absurd and I loved it.

Mike Miner said...

Some of these images will be burned in my brain for a long time. Thanks a lot Pluck.

Col Bury said...

'Came' on here for some serious reading 'n' all I got was a cock 'n' bull story about some knob dicking about. This story certainly has balls. Glad am a member.

Top knob, er, job, Tommy!
Col

Madam Z said...

I wish I had the pluck to write a cocky story like this! But,since I'm a woman, if I were to try it, it would be pretty flat. Maybe I should have a stiff drink first. Nah...I don't have the balls.

Thomas, you are a fine, upstanding writer, with a good head on your shaft.

David Barber said...

Top bollocks, with a good dose of cock and some fine scribbling. Great work, Tommy.

Sue Polanski said...

Who did the artwork? It's cool.

Bunny Mazhari said...

This is a link to the actual artwork for anyone interested.
http://bunnymazharioverflow.blogspot.co.uk/2011/07/moleskine-new-pages.html